How To Impress A Girl

♪♪ >>ALL RIGHT, UM SHE SHOULD BE PASSING BY HERE ANY SECOND >>I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS MAN I- SHE'S IN OUR ENGLISH CLASS WHY NOT SAY HI SOMETIME? >>DUDE, THIS WILL SERIOUSLY IMPRESS HER SO MUCH

YOU JUST– JUST DO YOUR THING AND I'LL JUMP OUT AND SAVE HER >>ALL RIGHT, FINE >>OKAY ALL RIGHT >>GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY! >>OKAY! >>COME ON! HURRY IT UP! >>ALL RIGHT– I'M SOR– IT'S JUST– HOLD ON! >>HEY! >>LOOK PAL! >>OH! >>ARE YOU OKAY? >>I THINK SO

>>I'M BRIAN FROM YOUR ENGLISH CLASS >>HI >>HI YOU- >>DUDE, THAT REALLY HURT! >>YEAH, YOU BET IT DID! >>NO, LIKE ACTUALLY >>OH

OH SORRY SORRY SHOULD I GO EASIER? >>YES >>OKAY

SORRY YEAH, EASIER [CLEARS THROAT] UM, I'M HERE TO PROTECT YOU NOW >>OKAY >>NOT IF I HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT PAL

[TASER] [SCREAMS] >>YOU LEAVE HER ALONE! >>DUDE, THAT KILLED! >>OH WAIT! WHY WAS STILL TOO ROUGH? I THOUGHT I WAS GOING EASIER! >>NO THAT WAS WAY WORSE! YOU TASED ME IN THE NECK! TWICE! >>OKAY I THINK– I THINK I'M GETTING IT NOW YOU WANT ME TO BE MORE GENTLE >>YES

>>OKAY GOT IT GENTLE OKAY UH

[CLEARS THROAT] HE WON'T MESS WITH YOU ANYMORE >>[GROANS] >>THANK YOU SO MUCH >>I GUESS I'LL JUST BE GOING NOW >>NO [GUNSHOT] >>[SCREAMS] YOU SHOT ME IN THE– [GROANS] WHERE ARE YOU GETTING ALL THESE FLOWER POTS FROM? LOOK, I'M NOT A MUGGER

I'M HIS FRIEND THIS WAS ALL AN ACT >>WHAT? >>YOU WERE SCARING HER ON PURPOSE? >>WHAT? >>MY OWN FRIEND >>WHAT? NO! >>STOP! HEY! >>WHY? [POLICE SIRENS] >>OH! ARREST THIS GUY! HE'S CRAZY! >>NO! NO! I WAS TRYING– I WAS TRYING TO HELP! >>SWEET MERCY >>YOU DID ALL THAT JUST TO MAKE YOUR FRIEND LOOK GOOD? >>[GROANS] YES

>>WOW THAT'S REALLY BRAVE >>OH, YEAH I GUESS IT IS >>HEY HEY

I TOLD YOU IT WOULD IMPRESS HER >>THANKS MAN, I OWE YOU ONE >>IF YOU WANT TO IMPRESS HER, SUBSCRIBE >>BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T STACEY WILL BEAT YOU WITH FLOWER POTS ALL DAY >>ALL DAY IT'S MY WEAPON OF CHOICE, PLAYER FLOWER POTS! >>IT'S A WEIRD WEAPON OF CHOICE, BUT AFFECTIVE

>>YEAH NO ONE SEES IT COMING WE WALK INTO A GARDEN BOUTIQUE, THAT'S MY PLAYGROUND

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