OH, GOOD MORNING, DR BAIRD
GOOD MORNING, REGULAR PERSON LEMON OH, HEY, ARE YOU AROUND THIS WEEKEND? UH, MAYBE WE COULD HAVE THAT DATE WE TALKED– YES OKAY UH, HOW 'BOUTFRIDAY? OH, NO, FRIDAY I HAVE A STUPIDSHOW
HOW 'BOUT SATURDAY? SATURDAY, UHOKAY I GUESS THAT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE WEIRD
OKAY THEN OKAY VALENTINE'S DAY IT IS [gasps] [whispering] SATURDAY IS VALENTINE'S DAY? NORTS! (Jack) YOU SOUND SO SEXY WHEN YOU SAY THAT SAY IT AGAIN
[passionately] YOUR MOTHER'S GONE BACK TO FLORRRRRRRIDA MMM THESE MCFLURRIES ARE AMAZING
I KNOW THE SOFT SWIRL OF VANILLA, AND THE HARD CRUNCH OF CANDY AND COOKIES YOU'D THINK THEY FIGHT EACH OTHER, BUT NO, TOGETHER THEY ARE PERFECTO SOME WOULD SAY THAT DESCRIBES US WHO WOULD SAY SUCH A CRAZY THING? WE ARE US
LET A MCFLURRY BE WHAT IT IS– THE WORLD'S GREATEST DESSERT ACTUALLY, THE WORLD'S GREATEST DESSERT IS SERVED IN A RESTAURANT RIGHT HERE IN NEW YORK CALLED PLUNDER IT COSTS $1,000 LUCKY FOR YOU, YOUR BOYFRIEND GOT RESERVATIONS FOR VALENTINE'S DAY BUT I HAVE TO GO TO CHURCH
ON VALENTINE'S DAY? IS THAT A THING? IT IS THE FEAST OF THE MARTYRDOM OF ST VALENTINE PLEASE, JACK, DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE CONVENIENT CATHOLICS THAT ONLY GOES TO CHURCH EVERY SUNDAY [playful scoff] OHNO AH [exciting jazz music] ♪ ♪ OH, KENNETH, HEY, YOU KNOW HOW THE COMPANY MAKES AN EFFORT TO HIRE THE DISABLED? DO I! I WOULDN'T HAVE THIS JOB IF IT WEREN'T FOR THE MOUTH ON MY BACK YEAH, I'M SUPPOSED TO SUPERVISE SOME BLIND CHICK THEY HIRED TO EDIT THE RERUNS
BUT THREE OF THE DANCERS JUST FOUND OUT THEY'RE ALL DATING THE SAME GUY, SO I'M GONNA GO WATCH THAT SO IF YOU SEE A BLIND CHICK, I DON'T KNOW UM, GIVE HER ONE OF YOUR BORING TOURS YES, SIR [high-pitched voice] YES, SIR
I WAS JUST FUNNIN' IT'S ALL SEWED UP I'LL HELP YOU, MISS OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH ALL MY FRIENDS WARNED ME ABOUT THE BIG CITY, BUT LOOK, RIGHT AWAY I MEET A GENTLEMAN
IS EVERYTHING OKAY? BECAUSE NOW I SMELL BURNT PLASTIC (woman) HELLO? ARE YOU THERE? HELLO? I CAN'T MAKE THIS GUY GO ON A FIRST DATE ON VALENTINE'S WHY ARE YOU SO NERVOUS ABOUT THIS? BECAUSE IT'S A DELICATE SITUATION, JACK THERE IS HANDSOMENESS INVOLVED HOW MUCH? OH, COME ON, LEMON
WHAT IS THIS, A GREEN CARD THING? NO CLOSET CASE? I DON'T THINK SO SLUMP BUSTER? NO, NOT A BALLPLAYER BUNDY-ESQUE SERIAL KILLER? THAT WAS MY FIRST THOUGHT, BUT NO THIS IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING, AND I'M BLOWING IT
WHO PUSHES FOR A FIRST DATE ON VALENTINE'S DAY? LEMON, HERE'S HOW YOU CORRECT THIS MISSTEP INSTEAD OF GOING TO A RESTAURANT, WHERE IT'LL BE NOTHING BUT PEOPLE IN LOVE AND RINGS HIDDEN IN PASTRIES OOF
COOK HIM A NICE MEAL AT HOME NICEYOU MEAN, LIKE, STEW? I CERTAINLY DO NOT MEAN STEW
I MEAN, TRY TO FORGET IT'S VALENTINE'S DAY I'M GOING TO I'LL BE IN CHURCH WHAT? WHY? ELISA IS DEEPLY RELIGIOUS IF I HAD THOSE KNOCKERS, I'D BE THANKING GOD TOO
ALL I WANT FOR VALENTINE'S DAY IS TO GO TO PLUNDER AND EAT THE LOVERS' DELIGHT THAT SOUNDS FILTHY, JACK IT IS IMAGINE A DESSERT FOR TWO– TAHITIAN VANILLA BEAN ICE CREAM IN A POOL OF COGNAC, DRIZZLED IN THE WORLD'S MOST EXPENSIVE CHOCOLATE, AMADEI PORCELANA, COVERED WITH SHAVED WHITE, BLACK, AND CLEAR TRUFFLES, AND TOPPED WITH EDIBLE 25-KARAT GOLD LEAF CAN YOU IMAGINE ANYTHING BETTER? I DON'T KNOW, YOU EVER PUT A DOUGHNUT IN THE MICROWAVE? COME ON, CHURCH WON'T BE SO BAD
AREN'T YOU CATHOLIC? I WAS CATHOLIC BUT I HAVEN'T SET FOOT INSIDE A CHURCH SINCE I WAS 13 YEARS OLD SO LISTEN, SO YOU GO SIT THROUGH A NIGHT OF CHURCH, AND THEN YOU GO TO PLUNDER ELISA'S WORTH IT YOU'RE RIGHT
ELISA IS WORTH IT AND I CAN FAKE ENTHUSIASM WHEN I NEED TO HEY, THAT SCARF IS FUN! THANKS I FOUND IT AT DUNKIN– WAIT A MINUTE [ringing] NBC
BLAH BLAH BLAH THANK YOU KEN, YOU NEED TO SNAP OUT OF IT AND ASK OUT THAT SEXY MISS MAGOO I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT I KNOW LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT WHEN I SEE IT
I SAW IT WHEN I MET ANGIE, I SAW IT THE FIRST TIME DOTCOM LAID EYES ON GRIZZ'S FIANCEE OKAY, THERE IS SOMETHING ABOUT JENNIFER THAT JUST MAKES ME ALL CAR SICK INSIDE NOW IS THE TIME FOR GALLANTRY AAH! [thud] OHOH IT'S YOU AGAIN
I CAN TELL WELL, COTTON AND FIDDLES! I ENJOY YOUR SMILE OH, MY I'M JENNIFER ROGERS YOU MAY CALL ME KENNETH THE PAGE
BECAUSE THAT IS WHO I AM WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO OUT WITH ME TOMORROW NIGHT, YES-INDEEDY CORNCOBS? WELL, I'M GONNA SAY YES BECAUSE THIS JUST FEELS RIGHT, AND MY INSTINCTS HAVE NEVER LET ME DOWN EXCEPT FOR LOOKING AT THAT ECLIPSE IT'S A VALENTINE'S DATELIE-DOO! THAT WAS REALLY GOOD STEW
THANK YOU IT'S MY OWN RECIPE, WHERE I USE CHEDDAR CHEESE INSTEAD OF WATER YOU KNOW, I'M GLAD WE STAYED IN TONIGHT IT'S GOOD TO TAKE THINGS SLOW WELL, PLEASE KNOW THAT WHEN I INVITED YOU OVER, I DIDN'T REALIZE IT WAS VALENTINE'S DAY
YEAH, YOU STILL HAVE THAT ROTTING JACK-O'-LANTERN IN THE HALLWAY, SO I FEEL LIKE YOU DON'T HAVE A GREAT SENSE OF WHAT MONTH IT IS WELL, IT'S JUST GOTTEN SO SMALL THAT I KINDA WANT TO SEE IF IT DISAPPEARS SO, UH, FIRST DATE STUFF WHERE ARE YOU FROM? WELL, UM, THERE'S A REALLY INTERESTING ANSWER TO THAT QUESTION, ACTUALLY I WAS BORN ON THE BORDER OF MARYLAND AND PENNSYLVANIA
OKAY, I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD DO THE RIGHT THING HERE AND TELL YOU THAT YOUR BREAST IS FALLING OUT OF YOUR BLOUSE, AND I CAN SEE ALL OF IT OKAY, WELL, I GUESS WE JUST JUMPED AHEAD TO DATE FOUR [quietly] IT'S NOT THE GOOD ONE, EITHER [priest chanting in Latin] [Jonathan over cell speaker] JACK DONAGHY'S OFFICE [whispering] JONATHAN! [congregation saying "The Lord's Prayer" aloud] OUR JONATHAN, WHO ART IN THE OFFICE, HALLOWED BE MY RESERVATION
IF YOU ARE ABLE, HOLD MY TABLE, AT PLUNDER, AS WE WILL NOT BE THERE BY 7:00 HAVE THEM DELAY OUR HEAVENLY DESSERT, AND FORGIVE US OUR LATENESS, AS WE FORGIVE THOSE WHO CAUSE LATENESS AGAINST US [speaking Spanish] WELL, THANK YOU FOR EXPLAINING THAT
I ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW HOW A UNIVERSAL REMOTE WORKS WELL, THAT'S HOW IT DOES WOULD YOU EXCUSE ME JUST ONE SECOND? I'LL BE RIGHT BACK [stereo volume increases] OH, CHEESE STEW! WHAT WAS I THINKING?! [beeping] I THINK YOUR BROWNIES ARE BURNING YOU WANT ME TO TAKE 'EM OUT? (Liz) YES, PLEASE
BUT WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T OPEN THAT KITCHEN WINDOW NO! OH, TOO SOON! (Liz) THE DRAFT MADE THE DOOR FLY OPEN! I KNOW IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL
SO WE SKIPPED FROM DATE FOUR TO DATE20 NO, DATE NEVER
I WOULD NEVER LET THAT HAPPEN LIZ, IT'S OKAY, I'M A DOCTOR I'VE SEEN MUCH WORSE REALLY? I'M JUST KIDDING THAT WAS PRETTY BAD
OH! [cell ring tone] HOLD ON SORRY I HAVE TO GET THIS HELLO, MANDY YEAH, NO, I'M DOWNSTAIRS IN 3-B
WHY? NO, MANDY, YOU CAN'T JUST DROP HER OFF WITHOUT CALLING MANDY? IS THAT LIKE A GUY FRIEND? LIKE MANDY PATINKIN? NO, I CAN'T BECAUSE I AM ON A DATE RIGHT NOW NO, MANDY, DON'T HANG UP SORRY
THAT WAS MY EX-WIFE MY DAUGHTER BETHANY IS ON HER WAY UP YOU HAVE A DAUGHTER? YOU WILL SEE HER YOU WILL SAY SHE'S CUTE BUT LET ME JUST SAY THAT SHE IS
COMPLICATED MY MOTHER USUALLY WATCHES HER WHEN I CAN'T, BUT MY MOTHER HAS BEEN IN THE HOSPITAL RECENTLY, AND SHE'S NOT DOING VERY WELL AND THAT HAS BEEN
HARD FOR ME TO HANDLE I'M SORRY THAT ALL THIS KEEPS FALLING APART I WAS REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO TONIGHT
WELL, WE CAN TRY AGAIN SOME OTHER TIME OR I'M LISTENING
MAYBE TONIGHT IS A GIFT MAYBE WE EMBRACE THE TOILET THING, AND THE BRA INCIDENT, AND MY EX-WIFE, AND MY DAUGHTER, AND WE JUST GET IT ALL OUT IN ONE NIGHT AND IF BY THE END OF IT WE STILL LIKE EACH OTHER, THEN MAYBE IT'S THE REAL THING [knock on door] THAT WOULD BE BETHANY WELL, THIS IS IT
THE EXPRESS TRAIN IS LEAVING THE STATION I'M ON THE TRAIN [pounding on door] OKAY MOM'S KEYING YOUR CAR BETHANY, THIS IS LIZ
HI, IT'S SO NICE TO MEE– WHY DOES IT SMELL IN HERE? CHEESE STEW I GOT SICK [whispers] CHEESE STEW OKAY, BE NICE I WILL BE RIGHT BACK AFTER I GO TALK TO YOUR MOTHER
ANDGIVE ME YOUR PURSE WHY DON'T YOU EVER TRUST ME? BECAUSE, HONEY, YOU KEEP SETTING FIRE TO THINGS
AND NOW A PRAYER FOR THE PREGNANT MEMBERS OF OUR CONGREGATION ANITA ALVAREZ ANNA ALVAREZ
ANABEL ALVAREZ HONEY, THIS IS A CATHOLIC CHURCH WE'LL BE HERE UNTIL MORNING ALL RIGHT, YOU'VE BEEN GOOD LET'S GO WE JUST HAVE TO GO TO CONFESSION BEFORE WE LEAVE
(priest) BENITA ALVEROZ [sighs] OKAY, HERE'S HOW THIS IS GONNA GO WE'RE GONNA SIT HERE IN SILENCE FOR ABOUT THREE MINUTES, THEN I'M GOING TO TAKE MY GIRLFRIEND TO PLUNDER, WHERE THE POPE HIMSELF COULD NOT GET A TABLE YOU SOUND TROUBLED, MY SON CAN IT, FATHER
THAT WAS A NICE TRY, THOUGH (Jennifer) THAT LIMO RIDE WAS WEIRD IT FELT LIKE WE JUST CIRCLED THE BLOCK 50 TIMES THAT'S HOW YOU GET TO MANHATTAN'S FANCIEST RESTAURANT AH, MONSIEUR PARCELL
VOTRE TABLE EST PRET I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS A FRENCH RESTAURANT YES, I FOUND IT ON MY FAVORITE WEB SITE– STOPSHOWINGOFFCOM IT'S BUSY TONIGHT
IT'S THE BEST DARN-TOOTENEST RESTAURANT IN ALL OF NEW YORK THIS IS THE BEST NIGHT EVER THANK YOU, KENNETH YOU'RE ONE IN A MILLION MAN, CAN YOU BELIEVE WE'RE WORKING ON VALENTINE'S NIGHT? MY FIANCEE'S GONNA BE UPSET
NOT TO WORRY I SENT HER FLOWERS AND A BEAUTIFUL CARD YOU'RE THE BEST (priest) DON'T YOU HAVE FAITH? I HAVE FAITH IN THINGS I CAN SEE, AND BUY, AND DEREGULATE CAPITALISM IS MY RELIGION
NOW, YOU WANT TO HAVE AN INTELLECTUAL ARGUMENT? FINE BUT I SHOULD WARN YOU, I WENT TO PRINCETON I WENT TO HARVARD DIVINITY SCHOOL [chuckles] YOU CRIMSON GUYS NEVER MISS A CHANCE, DO YOU? YOU WANT A CONFESSION? LET'S GET THIS DONE SO I CAN GO EAT I AM DIVORCED
I TAKE THE LORD'S NAME IN VAIN OFTEN AND WITH GREAT RELISH I HIT MY MOTHER WITH A CAR, POSSIBLY BY ACCIDENT I ALMOST LET HIM CHOKE TO DEATH RIGHT THERE ON THE FOOTBALL FIELD I LOOKED THE OTHER WAY WHEN MY WIG-BASED PARENT COMPANY TURNED A BUNCH OF CHILDREN ORANGE I ONCE CLAIMED, "I AM GOD" DURING A DEPOSITION
AND I MAY HAVE SODOMIZED OUR FORMER VICE PRESIDENT WHILE UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF SOME WEAPONS-GRADE NARCOTICS AHIT FEELS GOOD TO SAY THAT OUT LOUD, ACTUALLY
THAT ONE WAS WEIGHING ON ME WOW, I, UH I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY
I DON'T WANT YOU TO SAY ANYTHING I ALREADY MADE THAT CLEAR THEN WHAT BROUGHT YOU HERE TONIGHT? WHAT BROUGHT ME HERE? WHAT BRINGS ANYONE ANYWHERE? WHY DO MEN BUILD BRIDGES? WHY ARE THERE JETS? I WAS HOPING TO HAVE SEX TONIGHT HAVE YOU EVER MADE LOVE TO A WOMAN, FATHER? COME ON, MAN IMAGINE CRADLING YOUR FACE INTO THE CURVE OF A VELVETY-SOFT NECK YOUR HANDS CUPPING THE WARM HEFT OF THE GREATEST PAIR OF I NEED BACKUP! HARVARD DID NOT PREPARE ME FOR THIS FATHER? [concerned whispers] I LIKE YOUR BRACELETS GIRLS AT MY SCHOOL GET THEM FOR DOING DIFFERENT THINGS ON THE BUS BLUE IS FOR SHOWING YOUR BOOBS
PURPLE'S FOR DOING STUFF OVER YOUR CLOTHES BLACK IS FOR DOING STUFF– OKAY, UH YOUR MOM LEFT
HOW ARE YOU TWO GETTING ALONG? SHE HAD SOME MORE STEW WHILE YOU WERE OUTSIDE WHOA WOW, LIZ, DID YOU KILL THE WHOLE BOTTLE? WHAT? [ring tone plays] SORRYUHHELLO YES, GLORIA
WHY ARE YOU CRYING? GLORIA? HOW MANY EX-WIVES DOES HE HAVE? THAT'S MY AUNT SHE'S NOT GONNA LIKE YOU NO, OF COURSE I'LL BE THERE AS SOON AS I CAN YEAH
GOOD-BYE MOM HAS TAKEN A TURN OH, I'M SO SORRY LOOK, I KNOW WE SAID THAT WE WOULD TAKE THIS IN FAST MOTION TONIGHT, BUT NO, NO, I KNOW I REALLY AM GLAD WE DID, BECAUSE I DON'T THINK I COULD HANDLE THIS BY MYSELF OHOKAY WHAT? LIZ KNEW [music plays] ENTERTAINMENT? NOT JUST ANY ENTERTAINMENT THE BEST SINGER IN THE WORLD– MICHAEL MCDONALD
AAH! [imitating McDonald] ♪ SHE CAME FROM SOMEWHERE ♪ ♪ BACK IN HER LONG AGO ♪ ♪ SENTIMENTAL FOOL THOUGH SHE'S TRYING HARD ♪ ♪ TO RECREATE ♪ [whispering] WOW, HE DOES NOT SOUND GOOD LIVE ♪ ONCE IN HER LIFE ♪ [speaking Spanish rapidly] [speaking Spanish] OKAY, IN ENGLISH
IN ENGLISH YOU TORTURED THAT POOR PRIEST LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING DO YOU EVEN BELIEVE IN THE TEACHINGS OF THE CATHOLIC CHURCH? NO [gasps] BUT I SAW YOUR PHOTO WITH THE POPE
THAT'S JUST GOOD BUSINESS I HAVE PHOTOS WITH A LOT OF PEOPLE THE DALAI LAMA, RABBI YOSEF, TOBY KEITH I SEE YOU HAVE NO FAITH, ONLY BUSINESS
YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS, JACK? YOU INTELLECTUALIZE EVERYTHING WITH YOUR BIG HEAD WELL, YOU HAVE BIG BOOBS! WHICH YOU'LL NEVER TOUCH AGAIN! THIS CONVERSATION HAS TAKEN AN UNFORTUNATE TURN MAYBE THIS IS GOD TRYING TO TELL ME THAT WE DO NOT BELONG TOGETHER MAYBE THIS IS A SIGN [cell phone tone] LOOK, MY DRIVER JUST PULLED UP
THAT'S A SIGN GOD WANTS US TO LEAVE HERE, GET A GOOD MEAL, AND GO TO TOWN ON EACH OTHER [gasps] OOH! HOW DARE YOU SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT SO CLOSE TO THE STATUE OF SANTA LUCIA, THE PATRON SAINT OF JUDGMENTAL STATUES?! GO TO YOUR STUPID RESTAURANT EAT YOUR GOLD ICE CREAM PLEASE COME WITH ME
NO YOU BLEW IT, JACK AND NOW YOU WILL NEVER SEE THE CRAZY UNDERWEARS I HAVE ON! ELISA! WHAT KIND OF GOD WOULD LET THAT HAPPEN? OH, DREW, FINALLY WHO'S THIS? THIS IS LIZ THIS IS OUR FIRST DATE
ON VALENTINE'S DAY? FUNNY STORY HE SAW ME ON THE TOILET– LIZ? DR BAIRD, YOUR MOTHER'S ASKED TO SPEAK TO YOUPRIVATELY I'M SORRY IS THIS, LIKE, A SIXTH SENSE THING? SHOULD I BRING A PLACE SETTING FOR YOUR FRIEND? MOM WHO IS THAT? THAT'S MY FRIEND LIZ HI, MRS BAIRD IT'S TOO SOON, ANDREW I KNOW
WE TRIED TO TAKE IT SLOW LIFE! I HAVE MORE I WANT TO DO OH, RIGHT, YOU
OF COURSE I'M GONNA GRAB HER CHART I'LL BE RIGHT BACK UM MANDY, YOU LOOK TERRIBLE OH, NO, I'M NOT MANDY I'M LIZ MANDY, YOU HAVE TO TELL DREW SOMETHING FOR ME
THE WOMAN HE THINKS IS HIS SISTER IS REALLY HIS MOTHER WHAT? I'M HIS GRANDMOTHER YOU HAVE TO TELL HIM, OR I WON'T GET INTO HEAVEN [heart monitor flatlining] THANK YOU FOR A TRULY UNBELIEVABLE EVENING IT DOESN'T HAVE TO END HERE, Y'ALLSIES
WAIT THIS ISN'T RIGHT KENNETH, WHY DO YOU SUDDENLY SOUND WHITE? I LIED TO YOU, JENNIFER I WAS TOO SCARED TO TALK TO YOU, SO MY SOPHISTICATED FRIEND TRACY SAID THE THINGS THAT I COULDN'T I'M VERY, VERY SORRY
WELL, IF YOU COULD'VE TALKED TO ME, WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE SAID? THAT YOU'RE THE SWEETEST, PRETTIEST, BLINDEST GIRL I'VE EVER MET AND WHEN I'M WITH YOU, MY HEART JUMPS LIKE A FROG ON JULY ASPHALT, RIGHT BEFORE IT DIES YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL ON THE INSIDE, KENNETH PARCELL CAN I FEEL YOUR FACE? YEAH [giggles] AW
OH, LOOK AT THE TIME I FORGOT, I HAVE A– A THING THAT IS COLD, BLIND LADY! OH, AND BY THE WAY, YOU'RE NOT SO ATTRACTIVE YOURSELF! NO, I'M– I'M PRETTY SURE I'M HOT
YES, YOU ARE I TRIED [speaking Spanish] I'M SO SORRY LISTEN, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING SO GREAT DURING ALL THIS LET'S DO THIS AGAIN SOMETIME
EXCEPT HAVE IT NOT BE ANYTHING LIKE THIS AT ALL UH-HUH YEAH GOOD NIGHT GOOD NIGHT
UH, LIZ, YOU KNOW MY MOM DID JUST DIE FUNNY STORY HEAR ME OUT
I'LL HAVE A, UH A MCFLURRY, PLEASE A MCFLURRY, PLEASE
AND I HAVE A COUPON YOU KNOW WHERE I FOUND IT? IN THE COLLECTION PLATE IT WAS A SIGN I FOLLOWED IT, AND IT BROUGHT US BACK TOGETHER NOW DO YOU BELIEVE? I BELIEVE
I BELIEVE THAT WE WERE REUNITED BY THE MOST SUCCESSFUL CAPITALIST ENTERPRISE OF THE LAST HUNDRED YEARS, DESPITE THE MCLEAN DELUXE, OR THE MCEMU WHATEVER SOMEONE'S TRYING TO TELL US THAT WE BELONG TOGETHER MAYBE IT'S GOD MAYBE IT'S RAY KROC
MAYBE IT'S THE HAMBURGLAR HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY, QUERIDA HAPPY SAINT VALENTINE'S DAY, MI AMOR [jazzy music] ♪ ♪ BOY, I HOPE THAT GUY'S NOT PLANNING TO KILL HER AND EAT HER JACK, YOU'RE SUCH A ROMANTIC
