ABC PLEASE WELCOME CHLOE BENNET [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪ >> HI Y'ALL
HI >> Jimmy: HI, HOW YOU DOING? >> I AM SO GOOD >> Jimmy: DID CHARLES BARKLEY ORDER THOSE? >> YEAH, YEAH, YOU INVITED ME ON VALENTINE'S DAY SO I COULDN'T COME EMPTY HANDED AND I KNOW YOU LOVE FOOD AS MUCH AS I DO,SO I GOT YOU A LITTLE VALENTINE >> Jimmy: WE EACH GOT OUR OWN PIZZA >> YOU'LL SEE WHEN YOU OPEN IT UP
YOU GUYS >> Jimmy: OH NOW WHICH ONE OF US SHOULD I EAT WOW >> I DIDN'T WANT TO MAKE THINGS AWKWARD, YOU AND GUILLERMO WERE SAYING SO OBVIOUSLY
>> OH, THANK YOU >> HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: THANK YOU VERY MUCH >> WOW
>> Jimmy: WHOSE FACE SHOULD I EAT >> MINE >> Jimmy: AND THEN YOU EAT MINE >> I WOULDN'T EAT THAT I THINK IT'S GLUED ON >> Jimmy: WELL HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY
>> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: HOW'S EVERYTHING GOING? YOU HAVE A DATE TONIGHT >> IT'S A HUMAN IT'S A HUMAN PERSON >> Jimmy: WHO IS THIS HUMAN
>> IT'S A HUMAN PERSON HERE'S THE THING I THINK I'M GREAT AT DATING I DON'T THINK OTHER PEOPLE THINK I'M GREAT AT DATING >> Jimmy: WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU DO THAT TURNS PEOPLE AWAY >> I JUST GET BORED A BIG THING I ALWAYS DO ON DATES IS WHEN YOU'RE EATING, YOU GET THE FOOD AND WHEN THE FOOD COMES YOU LIKE, WITHOUT FAIL EVERY TIME I PUT FOOD IN MY TEETH ON PURPOSE AND SIT THERE ON THE DATE AND YOU CAN JUDGE ANYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT A PERSON HOW THEY REACT TO [ BLEEP ] IN YOUR TEETH
SENSE OF HUMOR, JUDGE OF CHARACTER MOST PEOPLE DON'T SAY ANYTHING >> Jimmy: WHAT'S THE BEST WAY TO REACT >> THE PERSON I DATED THE LONGEST PUT SOMETHING IN HIS TEETH AND WE WENT OFF WITH THE DATE WITH STUFF IN OUR STEALTH >> Jimmy: AND INTO ONE MENTIONED IT AT ALL
>> NO ONE MENTIONED >> Jimmy: THAT'S OUT OF A ROMANTIC COMEDY THAT MAKES YOU VOMIT >> IT'S GREAT THAT'S WHY BRUSSEL SPROUTS ARE TRENDING NOW IT'S A SKILL TO PUT IT IN YOUR TOOTH WITHOUT MAKING IT LOOK LIKE YOU DID IT
>> Jimmy: WHAT IF YOU WERE OUT ON A DATE WITH A GENTLEMAN AND HE WOULD PRODUCE DENTAL FLOSS IS THAT A POSITIVE OR >> YOU HAVE AGGRESSIVE REACHERS THAT GO YOU HAVE SOMETHING THEN SLIP >> Jimmy: IS THAT GOOD >> I DON'T MIND IT >> Jimmy: WHAT'S THE WORSE YOU CAN DO
>> NOT SAY ANYTHING >> Jimmy: WHAT IF YOU SHOOT WATER OUT OF THAT FRONT FACE >> THAT'S SOMETHING I WOULD DO LIKE WE WOULD TRADE >> Jimmy: OKAY
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